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Q: What day is it when everyone is rude, self-centered, and hateful?
A: A normal day.
Q: What do you feel when something terrible happens?
A: Happiness.
Q: Is it possible to make the world a better place?
A: No.
Q: How many wonderful things are there?
A: None.
Q: What is the best kind of music?
A: The kind that doesn't exist.
Q: Are all organizations corrupt?
A: Yes.
Q: What should you believe in?
A: Nothing.
Q: Can you ever feel truly happy and satisfied?
A: No.
Q: What are they, really?
A: Temporary fleeting acquaintances.
Q: Is laughter contagious?
A: No.
Q: What should marriage be for everyone?
A: Illegal.
Q: Why keep reading these jokes?
A: Because.
Q: Does your pet really love you?
A: No.
Q: What is self-expression?
A: Stupid.
Q: What is education?
A: A big lie.
Q: What do we all have in common?
A: Nothing.
Q: What are all forms of entertainment?
A: Boring.
Q: What happens when you lose someone or something that is especially near and dear to your heart?
A: Nothing.
Q: Are all jokes funny?
A: Yes.
Q: What do you get when you get to know someone really well?
A: Tired of them.
Q: Should you allow traumatic experiences from the past to haunt you forever or should you just forget about them and move ahead?
A: You should allow traumatic experiences from the past to haunt you forever.
Q: What do you call it when you feel completely alienated and detached from the world?
A: Normal.
Q: What do you call a woman who is successful and stands up for what she believes in?
A: A bitch.
Q: What do you call a man who is successful and stands up for what he believes in?
A: A bastard.
Q: What do you call a person that is retarded?
A: A retard.
Q: What do you call someone who writes tons of pointless jokes?
A: Anything you like.
Q: How ugly is art?
A: Real ugly.
Q: Can people accomplish all kinds of wonderful things when they all work together for a common cause?
A: No.
Q: What is reproduction, each and every time?
A: A mistake.
Q: Should you encourage others to make bad decisions and screw up their lives?
A: Yes.
Q: What do eating and breathing both have in common?
A: They are not necessary.
Q: When is a chicken a brain?
A: When they is both fried.
Q: What kind of drugs make you stupid?
A: The good ones.
Q: Should you pretend you care about someone even if you really don't?
A: No.
Q: Why are people ugly?
A: Because that's the way God made them.
Q: What are all plans for the future?
A: Futile.
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because it couldn't jump over Mars.
Q: Why do people disagree about everything?
A: Because they can't agree on anything.
Q: What always happens when people try to do anything?
A: They fail miserably.
Q: What is death?
A: Underrated.
Q: What have human beings really learned during the entire course of their existence on Earth?
A: Nothing.
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